There's much more to an engine swap than making the new engine fit under the hood. Say you're trying to drop a Ford 302 into an '82 Corolla, and the Toyota center link won't clear the new engine's oil pan…

Well, you could mess around with all sorts of headache-inducing pan and/or crossmember modifications, but who's got the time for that? Drill a couple of holes, break out the machine screws and welder, and voila! Ready for the road!

DeLorean and Honda Z600 owner and maniac race-car fabricator Evil Clint somehow ended up with the '75 Volvo 242 we rescued from a redwoody grave a year ago, and he figured this Hell Project engine-swapped Corolla would give him a Ford V8 for the Volvo; the Corolla will end up as a 24 Hours of LeMons car as soon as Clint digs up an even more ridiculous (and cheap) engine to stuff into it.

Check out that super-Malaise tan-on-brown interior! Crank up the Flock of Seagulls!

We're not even going to put this one to a vote, because Evil Clint gets automatic Project Car Hell Poster Child status for his latest purchase.