While walking around one of the spectator parking areas at last weekend's Sno*Drift Rally, we came upon this Subaru Legacy wagon. We have two questions: A) What the hell is going on here? and B) How can we get some?

As far as we can tell, the answers are:

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A) A kind of staggering, heartbreaking excellence rarely seen in the course of human history

and

B) Buy a Legwagon, space the subframes down, find some longer struts, and go to town.

Rally geeks: gotta love 'em. Someone call us and let us drive this beast. Stat.