The Z4 sDrive 35iS is many things: A convertible. A hardtop. A grand touring machine that, we can only assume, does a passable imitation of a sports car. Is it an M car? No. Should you care? No.
Our own Matt Hardigree once called the Z4 sDrive 35iS the "Z4 sDrive35isLongMsport7SpeedAüto," but frankly, we don't find that name descriptive enough. We're going to go with something a bit more formal: How about Dr. Ing h.f. Z4 sDrive35isLongMsport7SpeedAütoMotorUndFastenÄss III, Son of FastenÄss II and Contested Heir To The FastenÄss Throne?