GT-R and Porsche-ified Subaru STI Actually Less Attractive Than Panamera

Escort young children and people with weak constitutions from the room before you open this post. The poor, poor Subaru WRX STI below has been brutally bludgeoned with badly-executed Nissan GT-R and Porsche styling elements. Be afraid.

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This... creation — if you can call it that — comes to us from, where else but eBay with a buy-it-now price of over $31,000. Yes, that's in actual US currency. It was built as a promotional drifting vehicle and over $120,000 was dumped down its flabby maw. The bits under the skin are fairly respectable but you'll never be able to see them for all the blood coming from your eyes. It's got a wide body kit, something resembling a Porsche Boxster nose, GT-R tail lamps, the requisite monster spoiler and scissor doors and of course "Carrera" tattoo'd across its rump.


Abandon hope, all ye who enter here: eBay Listing