Chrysler To Detroit Auto Show: "Yeah, We Got Nothin'"S

Chrysler has taken the art of blowing smoke up consumer asses to a new level at this year's Detroit Auto Show, unveiling enough paint-and sticker-special editions to fill an entire gallery. Nitro Detonator? Really? Let's take a depressing look.

Click through each of the images in the gallery below to read more about how Chrysler's trying to fool you into thinking they've actually got something going on at this year's Detroit Auto Show. Unless, of course, you're looking for a Nitro "Detonator."

We'll put it to you this way — we knew the "Detonator" was coming and we didn't even think it was important enough to let you know about it. How's that for confidence?

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