Drug-Addled Model Mows Down Couple On Staten Island

Life on a runway is traumatic, which may explain why self-described model Gypsy Porfiro was allegedly found high on Percocet, Xanax and Ambien in her Honda Civic after she plowed through a couple jogging last night on Staten Island.

According to the Staten Island Advance, Porfiro will be charged with DUI for the accident, which sent one of the joggers to the hospital with a broken ankle and put the other in the ICU in extremely critical condition. [Staten Island Advance via Gothamist]