Attention, puppet dictators and petty-tyrants-in-training: Your junta ain't complete without a 60-ton, Vietnam-era amphibious landing craft. The Buy It Now price almost seems like a bargain. Is there anything that four continuous-rpm Detroit Diesels can't do?

The answer, of course, is no. And by anything, we mean anything. This sucker'll crank out 15.2 mph on land, 6.52 knots in water, and — get this — only drops to 6.08 knots when filled with a 60-ton load. It weighs 194,000 pounds dry, takes 300 gallons of hydraulic oil, and was recently renovated by the U.S. military. For the rock-bottom price of $125,000, it can be yours. The rest of the mind-warping stats (60 percent grade? 25 degrees below zero? Why not?) can be found by clicking on the image below.

Is The Amphibious LARC Gonna Have To Choke A Beach?

Is The Amphibious LARC Gonna Have To Choke A Beach?

Is The Amphibious LARC Gonna Have To Choke A Beach?

Is The Amphibious LARC Gonna Have To Choke A Beach?

Too bad Chrismakwanzakkah is over. We're thankful and all, but this would've beat the hell out of a couple of ties.

[Craigslist]