The Ten Most Blasphemous Fauxrarris

Not everyone can own a Ferrari. They're expensive, fast, and constantly blow up. But making a Pontiac look like an Italian stallion to avoid the first problem is just plain wrong. Our look at the ten most blasphemous Faux-rarris below.

The Ten Most Blasphemous Fauxrarris

Reach For The Saturn Sky

What It Is: Saturn Sky

What It's Supposed To Be: Ferrari Daytona Spyder

Most Realistic Feature: The Ferrari Badge

Most Ridiculous Feature: The Spyder Badge

Enzo Ferrari Anger Level: Che Macello!

The Ten Most Blasphemous Fauxrarris

The Greek Custom

What It Is: A Homemade Mess

What It's Supposed To Be: Ferrari Enzo

Most Realistic Feature: The Use Of Carbon Fiber

Most Ridiculous Feature: The convertible top blending into a Batmobile wing.

Enzo Ferrari Anger Level: Non Mi Piace!

The Ten Most Blasphemous Fauxrarris

The Ferrari Trike

What It Is: Suzuki Hayabusa Trike

What It's Supposed To Be: Ferrari F1 Car

Most Realistic Feature: F1-Style Wing

Most Ridiculous Feature: It has only three wheels

Enzo Ferrari Anger Level: Merda!

The Ten Most Blasphemous Fauxrarris

Way To Ruin A Rare Mazda Coupe

What It Is: Mazda 929 HB Coupe

What It's Supposed To Be: Ferrari 400i GT

Most Realistic Feature: Pininfarina blue paint job

Most Ridiculous Feature: Four-eye pop-up headlights

Enzo Ferrari Anger Level: Dalle Stelle alle Stalle!

The Ten Most Blasphemous Fauxrarris

This One's Actually Pretty Good

What It Is: Pontiac Fiero

What It's Supposed To Be: Ferrari 512 Testarossa

Most Realistic Feature: Outrageous $34,500 price tag

Most Ridiculous Feature: The "V6 tuned port fuel injected with an auto transmission"

Enzo Ferrari Anger Level: Cosi Cosi

The Ten Most Blasphemous Fauxrarris

Have High Aspirations

What It Is: Geo Metro

What It's Supposed To Be: A Dino 246 GT... we think

Most Realistic Feature: The Ferrari Side Vent

Most Ridiculous Feature: The NOS bottle in the window

Enzo Ferrari Anger Level: Dente Avvelenato!

The Ten Most Blasphemous Fauxrarris

It Worked On Miami Vice

What It Is: C3 Corvette

What It's Supposed To Be: Ferrari Daytona

Most Realistic Feature: Impressively realistic headlight assembly

Most Ridiculous Feature: Awful custom wheels

Enzo Ferrari Anger Level: Dio Ce Ne Scampi!

The Ten Most Blasphemous Fauxrarris

The Mustarrari?

What It Is: A Ford Mustang

What It's Supposed To Be: Ferrari 208 GTB

Most Realistic Feature: Quad-round taillights

Most Ridiculous Feature: The unevenly designed flying buttresses

Enzo Ferrari Anger Level: Uno che va in culo a sua madre!

The Ten Most Blasphemous Fauxrarris

At Least It's An Italian Forgery

What It Is: Pontiac Fiero

What It's Supposed To Be: Ferrari 308 GTB

Most Realistic Feature: NACA ducts are fairly realistic.

Most Ridiculous Feature: The strong, sharp lines of the 308's front traded for random curviness.

Enzo Ferrari Anger Level: Rossa!

The Ten Most Blasphemous Fauxrarris

The Chen-Zo

What It Is: Geely Beauty Leopard

What It's Supposed To Be: Ferrari Enzo

Most Realistic Feature: For a vehicle based on a Chinese car, the F1-style nose is surprisingly accurate.

Most Ridiculous Feature: The Enzo doors uniquely open up and forward, the Chen-Zo just sort of tilts.

Enzo Ferrari Anger Level: Testa Rossa!