Slapstick Japanese Duo Pays Homage To '86 Toyota Tercel 4WD, We ThinkS

We love second-gen Toyota Tercel wagons around these parts, so we always enjoy watching hyperkinetic Japanese TV commercials for what JDM buyers knew as the Toyota Sprinter Caribbean.

Perhaps one of our Japanese-speaking readers might give us a translation of the dialogue delivered by the two men in their bizarre silver-and-white striped suits and their sentient Sprinter Caribbean companion. Compare this fine ad to the lame-o Official Car Of Santa Claus ad that we got in North America!