Screaming Chicken-ize Your Ride For Cheap!

Why should Pontiac's iconic Screaming Chicken hood decal be restricted to Malaise Era Trans Ams, or even Pontiacs? Your '87 Hyundai Excel or '93 Buick LeSabre deserves a four-foot-wide Screaming Chicken, and now you can afford one!

Screaming Chicken-ize Your Ride For Cheap!

I became aware of this development while working at the Arse Freeze-A-Palooza 24 Hours Of LeMons 2009; two teams were sporting the Chickens Of Screamage on their cars' hoods (a Mercedes-Benz W201 and a '73 Ford Capri), and they claimed to have purchased them dirt cheap. My former employer has excellent-quality reproductions available, but they're not exactly what you'd call cheap, and who needs excellent quality when you're just going to slap the thing on the Bondo'd-out hood of some low-budget hoopty? Here comes eBay to the rescue! Yes, for $44.00 shipped, you can have a two-tone Screaming Chicken decal, in a bewildering variety of not-found-on-real-Trans-Ams colors. Damn near 16 square feet of awesomeness– I may have to get one for every car in the MM Motor Pool!
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