A while back, Wert noted that underbody plastics serve a glorious and wonderful purpose. We found an example of this sort of thing in L.A., and it just happens to look awesome. Five bucks says you can't guess the car.
Answer: BMW X6 M. (It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a a high-performance SUV truck-coupe-type-thing with a bitchin' rear differential!) Bet the up-skirt on your Camry don't look like that, buddy boy.