The 1978 Chevy Van Has The Potential Of Becoming Something... Very Personal

This magician dude might as well pop Fool For The City into the 8-track and start tokin' on his Carbonga™ Mobile Bong, because that custom paint job has no business on a van that will be hauling serious cargo.

Unless, of course, the cargo includes a waterbed and a a few hundred hards of purple shag carpeting!