• By Ben Wojdyla
    Nov 6, 2009 4:30 PM 12,713
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    Ford Unveils New 1993 Taurus For 2010 Model Year!

    The Onion News Network covered Ford's exciting unveil of the 1993 Taurus for the 2010 model year. At $650 it's designed to fulfill the needs of Americans in challenging economic times. Video below.

    Features include functioning exhaust, working battery and standard Primus cassette tape, it's sure to be a hit.

    Ford Unveils New Car For Cash-Strapped Buyers: The 1993 Taurus


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