Property-Value-Lowering Force Field... ENGAGED!

There's something satisfying about the sight of the Murilee Martin Motor Pool.

Is it the beat-to-hell Civic covered with stickers and Citroën emblems? The fact that I own Project Car Hell Vehicle Numero Uno? Or the ex-parole-officer Crown Vic P71 with the big ol' cop-dazed-by-donuts telephone-pole dent in the door? Yes!