No disrespect to Popular Mechanics, but it really works! We're absolutely certain about that. Somnolence-packed video after the jump!
Jay's going door-to-door in person to make sure potential viewers' chores are done and the kids are asleep in bed before his show airs.
Later, Jay puts the adults to sleep remotely from Burbank with an insomnia-defeating talk-show broadcast. Get it? Get it?