Test time! Who's famous for erecting huge xenophobic walls on his borders, starting a book-burning campaign to discourage unrest, and establishing a tyranny of fear that cost the lives of thousands of his citizens? Wrong! It's the legendary first emperor of a unified China, who reigned more than 200 years BCE. And he's much more well-known for constructing a massive army of statues in his colossal mausoleum, echoes of which brownie perceived in our story of the man who was buried with his hat and his gats in a Cat-alina! We have to admire a commenter educated and understated enough to say simply

Qin Shi Huang would be pleased.

Oh, and our brownie also advocated the return of the Acura NSX, completely unchanged. You ask us, that's a good commenting day.