The Segway was the high-water mark of nerd-tastic transportation until the T3 Motion three-wheeled chariot came along. The local police had 'em to patrol this weekend's Woodward Dream Cruise. And believe us, nobody respected their authority. Gallery below.

We actually feel kind of sorry for these cops. How can you project an air of control over an armada of the baddest cars ever built when you're scooting around on a ride more suited to a sci-fi convention ? These guys are showing up to a gun fight with a kazoo.

Cops Cruise Woodward Avenue On Nerd Chariots

Cops Cruise Woodward Avenue On Nerd Chariots

Cops Cruise Woodward Avenue On Nerd Chariots

Cops Cruise Woodward Avenue On Nerd Chariots