What a day of racing! No car held the lead for more than a couple of hours, and at one point the top eight cars were clustered within a two-lap span.

Many cars blew up, melted down, or otherwise got knocked out of action, the Penalty Box was jumping most of the time, and members of the contending teams spent the entire day biting their nails and dreading the brief hiccup that would knock them out of the Buttonwillow Top Ten. At this moment, the teams are either kicking back with beer and barbecue or frantically wrenching their machines into shape, and everyone at the track is contemplating this list of the Elite Lemons Of LeMons. Tomorrow night we might see ten different cars on this list, but tonight the glory is theirs to enjoy!

First Day Of Buttonwillow Histrionics Done, Hondas Dominating!

1. Big Sausage Pizza, Acura Integra

First Day Of Buttonwillow Histrionics Done, Hondas Dominating!

2. Blanco Basura Racing, Honda Prelude

First Day Of Buttonwillow Histrionics Done, Hondas Dominating!

3. Mustard Yellow Volvo Doing 45 In The Fast Lane, Volvo 244

First Day Of Buttonwillow Histrionics Done, Hondas Dominating!

4. Go Go Speed Racer, Honda Prelude

First Day Of Buttonwillow Histrionics Done, Hondas Dominating!

5. Formula BMW 325e

First Day Of Buttonwillow Histrionics Done, Hondas Dominating!

6. Spearmint Dyno, Honda CRX

First Day Of Buttonwillow Histrionics Done, Hondas Dominating!

7. Eyesore Racing, Mazda Miata

First Day Of Buttonwillow Histrionics Done, Hondas Dominating!

8. Porcubimmer 3, Rise Of The Pricks, BMW 325e

First Day Of Buttonwillow Histrionics Done, Hondas Dominating!

9. B-Team, BMW 325e

First Day Of Buttonwillow Histrionics Done, Hondas Dominating!

10. Los Cerdos Voladores, Plymouth Neon