We met old victims as well as new suckers friends during the BS Inspection at the Buttonwillow Histrionics earlier; here's a gallery that should give you the general idea of what the madness was like.

The Arse-Freeze-a-Palooza-winning Eyesore Racing team have redecorated their Ghettocharged Miata, replacing the '59 Cadillac fins with Molly Maid emblems and some maid costumes that horrified as much as they entertained.

I've never had such a hard time picking a favorite; at least a dozen cars appear to be super-potent contenders this time around. The Black Iron Racing BMW 540 looks to be orders of magnitude faster than everything else on the track, but their automatic transmission might not hold together in this heat.

Pistol-Packin' Ice Cream Men and Big Sausages: BS Inspection At The Buttonwillow Histrionics!S

Pistol-Packin' Ice Cream Men and Big Sausages: BS Inspection At The Buttonwillow Histrionics!S

Pistol-Packin' Ice Cream Men and Big Sausages: BS Inspection At The Buttonwillow Histrionics!S

Pistol-Packin' Ice Cream Men and Big Sausages: BS Inspection At The Buttonwillow Histrionics!S

Pistol-Packin' Ice Cream Men and Big Sausages: BS Inspection At The Buttonwillow Histrionics!S

Pistol-Packin' Ice Cream Men and Big Sausages: BS Inspection At The Buttonwillow Histrionics!S

Pistol-Packin' Ice Cream Men and Big Sausages: BS Inspection At The Buttonwillow Histrionics!S

Pistol-Packin' Ice Cream Men and Big Sausages: BS Inspection At The Buttonwillow Histrionics!S

Pistol-Packin' Ice Cream Men and Big Sausages: BS Inspection At The Buttonwillow Histrionics!S

Pistol-Packin' Ice Cream Men and Big Sausages: BS Inspection At The Buttonwillow Histrionics!S

Pistol-Packin' Ice Cream Men and Big Sausages: BS Inspection At The Buttonwillow Histrionics!S

Pistol-Packin' Ice Cream Men and Big Sausages: BS Inspection At The Buttonwillow Histrionics!S

Pistol-Packin' Ice Cream Men and Big Sausages: BS Inspection At The Buttonwillow Histrionics!S

Pistol-Packin' Ice Cream Men and Big Sausages: BS Inspection At The Buttonwillow Histrionics!S

Pistol-Packin' Ice Cream Men and Big Sausages: BS Inspection At The Buttonwillow Histrionics!S

Pistol-Packin' Ice Cream Men and Big Sausages: BS Inspection At The Buttonwillow Histrionics!S

Pistol-Packin' Ice Cream Men and Big Sausages: BS Inspection At The Buttonwillow Histrionics!S

Pistol-Packin' Ice Cream Men and Big Sausages: BS Inspection At The Buttonwillow Histrionics!S

Pistol-Packin' Ice Cream Men and Big Sausages: BS Inspection At The Buttonwillow Histrionics!S

Pistol-Packin' Ice Cream Men and Big Sausages: BS Inspection At The Buttonwillow Histrionics!S

Pistol-Packin' Ice Cream Men and Big Sausages: BS Inspection At The Buttonwillow Histrionics!S

Pistol-Packin' Ice Cream Men and Big Sausages: BS Inspection At The Buttonwillow Histrionics!S

Pistol-Packin' Ice Cream Men and Big Sausages: BS Inspection At The Buttonwillow Histrionics!S

Pistol-Packin' Ice Cream Men and Big Sausages: BS Inspection At The Buttonwillow Histrionics!S

Pistol-Packin' Ice Cream Men and Big Sausages: BS Inspection At The Buttonwillow Histrionics!S

Pistol-Packin' Ice Cream Men and Big Sausages: BS Inspection At The Buttonwillow Histrionics!S

Pistol-Packin' Ice Cream Men and Big Sausages: BS Inspection At The Buttonwillow Histrionics!S