The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

The 16th race in LeMons history took place at Stafford Motor Speedway last weekend, and we saw Hondas, Alfa Romeos, and Volvos absolutely dominate this time around.

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

In fact, the only Top Ten cars not made by Honda, Alfa Romeo, or Volvo were a Nissan 240SX and a Lincoln Continental Mark VIII (in 6th and 10th place, respectively). We saw some great themes and costumes at this race, too, as you can tell by looking at the above photo of the Victors Of War team, a Golf-racing bunch of New Jersey mooks. We also saw an extremely tough Index Of Effluency field, including a Saab 99, a Datsun 510, a '63 Corvair, a Peugeot 504, and a Chevy Citation X-11.

Chief Perpetrator Lamm, his flinty cold heart apparently slightly softer than usual for some reason, allowed the Citation X-11 team to substitute their Corolla- which we last saw upside-down at LeMons South- for the Chevy, which blew its engine during the transponder testing laps (it actually gets worse than that; we've seen LeMons racers blow up getting off the trailer in the past). After that, the Endurance Karting Miata team- you may remember them as the winners of the New England '08 race- was permitted to substitute another so-called $500 Miata after their engine started spitting valves out the tailpipe.

Here they are, every single car that managed to limp through at least a single lap at the 24 Hours Of LeMons New England 2009. Thanks to Nick Pon, Blake Rong, Jim Brennan, Terry Shea, WTIC Fox 61, Andy Wallwhore, Ron Vickers, and The Knights Who Say Ni-ssan for the photos!

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#1: Kielbasa Kids, Honda Civic
Overall Winner
Best Lap: 31.011

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#2: Scuderia Limoni, Alfa Romeo Milano
Winner, Class 2
Best Lap: 33.629

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#3: Scuderia Testa di Spillo, Alfa Romeo Milano
Winner, Arbitrary Recipient Of A Bag Of Milano Cookies
Best Lap: 32.925

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#4: Team Pro-Crash-Duh-Nation, Alfa Romeo Milano
Best Lap: 31.699

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#5: Vermont Cow Tippers, Volvo 245
Best Lap: 33.165

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#6: The Crazy Swiss & Crazy Chick, Nissan 240SX
Winner, Class 1
Best Lap: 34.307

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#7: Keystone Kops, Volvo 244
Best Lap: 33.094

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#8: Rhinoceros Racing Team, Honda Civic
Best Lap: 32.658

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#9: Team Submarine, Honda Civic
Best Lap: 32.643

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#10: Police Brutality, Lincoln Mark VIII
Winner, Least Horrible Yank Tank
Best Lap: 33.854

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#11: Team Teflon, Saturn SL2
Best Lap: 33.212

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#12: Near-Orbital Space Monkeys, BMW 528e
Best Lap: 33.001

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#13: Vlad The Impala, Chevrolet Impala
Best Lap: 32.868

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#14: The Dirty E-Thirties, BMW E30
Best Lap: 34.262

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#15: Nutjob Racing, Toyota MR2
Best Lap: 32.899

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#16: Duct Tape Motorsports, BMW E30
Best Lap: 31.505

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#17: Hertzwen I.P. Racing, Volkswagen Jetta
Best Lap: 34.441

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#18: Jackal And Hyde, Volvo 245
Best Lap: 33.702

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#19: Boxy But Good, Volvo 740 Turbo
Best Lap: 33.992

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#20: Buffalo Knuckles, Toyota Supra
Best Lap: 31.724

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#21: Camry Full O'Babes, Toyota Camry
Best Lap: 34.736

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#22: Team Elemonators, Toyota Camry
Best Lap: 33.951

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#23: Team UDMan/Trailing Throttle Oversteer, Chevrolet Corvair
Winner, Index Of Effluency + Class 3
Best Lap: 36.602

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#24: Adopted By Jets, Saab 99
Winner, Grassroots Motorsports Most From The Least Award
Best Lap: 32.382

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#25: The Ducks Of Hazzard, BMW 325iS
Best Lap: 32.225

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#26: Team WWF, Datsun 510
Best Lap: 31.747

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#27: Victors Of War, Volkswagen Golf
Best Lap: 33.175

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#28: Call On Your Mom, Mazda RX-7
Best Lap: 31.348

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#29: The Knights Who Say Ni-ssan
Best Lap: 33.730

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#30: NFW, Honda Accord
Best Lap: 33.582

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#31: Got Wood Racing, Nissan Sentra
Best Lap: 32.531

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#32: No Budget Racing, Pontiac Firebird
Best Lap: 33.279

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#33: Chard Beef Racing, Buick Regal
Winner, Organizer's Choice Award
Best Lap: 32.343

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#34: Cap'n Slow Racing, BMW 535i
Best Lap: 33.721

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#35: Schumacher Taxi/Holy Crapitation, Chevrolet Citation X-11/Toyota Corolla FX16 (First car blew up, substitution allowed)
Best Lap: 32.822

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#36: Dentonators, Volkswagen Golf
Winner, I Got Screwed Award + Whiny-Ass Crybaby Award (to team captain Yannis)
Best Lap: 31.637

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#37: Endurance Karting/Just Having Fun, Mazda Miata (First car blew up, substitution allowed)
Best Lap: 31.416

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#38: Monger Garage, Subaru Impreza Wagon
Best Lap: 33.183

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#39: Team Farfumwinnin, Volkswagen Fox
Best Lap: 32.484

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#40: PT Losers, PT Cruiser
Winner, Terrible Driving Even By Boston Standards Award
Best Lap: 33.504

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#41: Sikorsky Hawks, Ford Mustang
Best Lap: 33.887

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#42: Jake & Elwood Racing, Ford Escort
Best Lap: 35.605

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#43: The E-Lemon-Ators, Mercury Cougar
Best Lap: 34.160

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#44: Rust In The Wind, Nissan 300ZX
Winner, Dangerous Homemade Technology Award (for leaf-blower supercharger)
Best Lap: 34.659

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#45: Pimpala, Chevrolet Impala
Best Lap: 33.278

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#46: Crumpled Rusted And Pathetic, Plymouth Laser
Best Lap: 34.649

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#47: The Pride Of Stig (The P.O.S.), Nissan Sentra Wagon
Best Lap: 35.322

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#48: We Buy Subprime, Subaru Outback
Best Lap: 32.586

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#49: Cornell Ass Wheels, Saab 900
Best Lap: 34.794

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#50: The B-Team, Ford Escort
Best Lap: 34.063

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#51: Go Green Racing, Honda CRX
Winner, Most Heroic Fix Award
Best Lap: 33.904

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#52: Team Panzers, Audi 4000 Quattro
Best Lap: 34.244

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#53: Elmo's Revenge, Saturn SL2
Best Lap: 34.859

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#54: Safari Taxi Co., Peugeot 504
Best Lap: 36.591

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#55: Team Recession Racing, Nissan 300ZX
Best Lap: 34.574

The Top 56 Lemons of the 24 Hours Of LeMons New EnglandS

#56: Wee Beastie Racing, Volkswagen Golf
Best Lap: 34.742



When you're done here, check out UDMan's account of his Corvair-racing adventures over at CarDomain. Above is the story the folks at Fox 61 in Hartford did on the race; click on the links below to see the top cars of previous races.

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