41-year-old Jonathan Schultz was busted in Maryland doing 69 MPH in a 55 MPH zone while also intoxicated. Not out of the ordinary, right? Wrong. Mr. Schultz also somehow managed to lose his pants.

It sounds like the end of every story that starts out with tequila, but Mr. Schultz was pulled over for speeding yesterday and the officer on the scene couldn't help but notice the booze on his breath and his total lack of pants and skivvies. He was hiding his shame with a towel, though it wasn't completely doing the job. When asked where his pants were, he simply said he'd lost them. The officer did not find the missing pants in the car. Schulz is facing drunk driving charges, and will be forced to tell this story for all of eternity. [MSNBC]

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