Some Say The Stig's Married To A Photocopier

Some say The Stig only uses the German language setting on a copy machine. All we know is if you saw Top Gear last night you saw Stiggie photocopying his head in the BBC offices.

Although it's pretty clear to anyone but the most humorous-less people on earth The Stig is not Michael Schumacher, we do know he does seem to like to play with office equipment.