Flat Rock, Michigan is best known as the home of the Ford Mustang and the Mazda6. It's also less well-known as the home of Flat Rock Speedway, where Scott Burgess of the Detroit News took in some heavy-duty redneck car-rolling.

The rules in a car-rolling competition are simple: roll the car 360 degrees as many times as possible to earn points. Try not to die. Two locals were up to the challenge and hit the offset ramp in a total of three cars. Shockingly, one of the drivers did end up going to the hospital after a particularly jarring roll in what looks like a Jeep Cherokee. Head over to DetNews for the rest of the carnage. We love it.