15 Crazy Traffic SignalsThe Auto Insider6/04/09 12:30pmFiled to: traffic lightsTop 15 Craziest Traffic Signals We've Ever SeenCrazy Traffic SignalsCrazy Traffic Lightstraffic lightTraffic Signalstraffic signalTrafficsignalFeatureTopTop Ten801EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkWe encounter traffic signals daily and though they might annoy us daily at times, we definitely take ours for granted. Take a peak at these 15 crazy traffic signals and let us know if you still have the same complaints. Advertisement [via allworldcars] Location: Germany We always knew something was up with those crazy Germans and apparently the only time to stop is for little red fairy hugs. Location: Australia Officially named a '14 lanterns' signal, it would officially piss us off. Location: Germany Again, ze crazy Germans, this time with their ultra annoyingly positive, forward thinking traffic signals. Location: Unknown The only execution that'll happen is when you're stop to read this traffic signal while it's green. Location: Germany These signals attempt to learn you some sweet street crossing skills. Location: Amsterdam Look, even the bicyclists get traffic signals. Location: Cambridge Don't worry, be happy that you're getting ready to get stuck in traffic on your way home from a super long day at work. Kill it with fire. Now. Location: Germany Could the signal be any higher or any more distracting? Location: Copenhagen Damn bicyclists again. Can't they just learn to keep a sense of awareness when traveling on the streets? Location: Italy Silly Italians and your sexy-time designer traffic signals. Location: Australia How convenient that the Australians get a countdown clock letting them know how soon they can resume honning. Location: Unknown Mobile traffic signal? Damn the man and his sneaky ways. Location: Japan The Japanese borrowed the countdown idea from Oz and in typical Japanese fashion, made it impossible to actually understand, but it certainly looks cool. Location: Unknown, but likely Jamaica There's nothing like getting your smoke on while cruising in traffic. Great idea. Location: London Get. Out. It doesn't get much more confusing than this.