Topical? No, because this all took place back on January 11th, but somehow it escaped our notice until now.
Apparently, the Porsche's owner parked the car over some still-hot coals from a pre-game BBQ. During the course of the game the coals set fire to the Porsche, resulting in a total loss. So not only did these Giants fans lose the game, they're also taking out their rage on an already destroyed car. Fail.
Hat tip to Eric!