So I took the passenger seat out of the Civic, loaded it up with crap (who needs a damn SUV?), and now I'm in scintillating Fernley, Nevada.

LeMons Supreme Court Justice Lieberman is here, as is LeMons Supreme Court Justice Lavrinc, and we've spent the evening cooking up some incredibly cruel and capricious fairness-enhancing penalties to inflict dispense at the race. Tomorrow, we decide who's cheating a lot (compared to the more acceptable cheating level), and on Saturday we race! Come back tomorrow for plenty-o-LeMons action!