Wack-job messages like this are usually set aside for windowless cargo vans, but this über-creepy Dodge Neon driver has taken it upon himself to prove that hand-painted molestation messages know no bounds.

This creepy Dodge Neon was spotted on I-275, just west of Detroit, while we were cruising in our contributor, Diddle's Mexican candy-equipped Squeeze Green 2011 Ford Fiesta. Needless to say, we weren't very hungry after seeing this.

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