Do Not Masturbate In Your Sebring While Wearing Panties

Andrew Jones was en-route for a rendezvous with his lady-friend, masturbating in his Sebring while they talked dirty via cell phone. He was also wearing panties and stockings. And carrying drugs. Bonus poll below.

West Virginia State Troopers pulled Jones over after two separate truck drivers reported they had spotted him pleasuring himself while wearing ladies stockings and panties. In addition to laughing their asses off, officers found a bag of meth and a smoking pipe in the car, presumably all part of the evenings planned festivities.

So, quick poll: what's more embarrassing? Being caught getting in touch with yourself wearing ladies underthings, or being caught driving a Chrysler Sebring? (Hat tip to Jeff!)


[The Smoking Gun]