Cadillac STS-V, Pontiac G6 GXP Killed By Carpocalypse

Both the Cadillac STS-V and Pontiac G6 GXP will accompany the Cobalt SS Sedan and Impala SS to the grave, but don't grieve for these also-rans. Just look at the Carpocalypse as the new Darwin.

The same dealer order form which revealed the end of days for the two Chevy's also shows there's no check box for either the performance placeholder that is the Cadillac STS-V or the buck-toothed, whale-tailed Pontiac G6 GXP. Can you hear our tears falling? No, that's because there aren't any. These two performance-like automobiles will apparently end production this year as GM trims the fat. They can trim fat all day long just as long as they leave the CTS-V alone. Don't you touch that CTS-V, GM. Don't touch it. [Motor Authority]