As cool as Ueli Anlicker might be, his work doesn't stand a chance lined up against this Dodge Charger. Which do you prefer, the stick-on blower or the Cobra hood ornament epoxied on top?

Oh were to begin? The corrugated hose as trim and faux side exhaust? Perhaps the Mercury hubcap knockoffs? The Mercedes SLR-inspired hood vents used to vent the hot air from under hood and inside the rear quarter panels? We're pretty partial to the hacked together "body kit" ourselves... wait, is that fabric over the rear tail lights? The handicapped Indiana license plate means the owner has overcome certain obstacles to reach this level of tuning prowess, or it gives us a very, very easy way to make a joke. Thanks to ACX for the tip! [Challenger Talk]

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