Car Thief Soils Self After Finding Cop In Passenger Seat

A 16-year-old car thief attempting his craft in Centerville, Utah was startled to find Deputy Chad Taylor in the passenger seat. Attempting to escape, he ran hard enough to lose both shoes. Then shat himself.

The Deputy cornered and arrested the young thief in a friends house after the derelict tried to outrun the officer. During the chase he lost both shoes, control of his bladder and his bowels. Said Deputy Taylor, "You could smell him. He told us, 'Yeah, I crapped my pants.'" This is one instance where a thief was literally scared shitless by the cops. That's the kind of thing which should garner some kind of special recognition from his unit. An "I made a criminal crap his pants" medal, perhaps. [DailyStar]