When the Hyundai Assurance Program rolled out, it seemed like a good idea. But what if the economy got even worse and they had to go even more extreme? Here's what.

This parody ad points out the flip-side of the program, that by pushing it to the extreme and offering everything but a happy ending massage at the dealer, it smells a bit like desperation. It's only a matter of time before GM unveils it's "Just Buy A Damn Car Please" policy. [Funny Or Die]

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