A high school baseball coach in Oklahoma City loaned both his Ferraris to a quartet of his players — who managed to wreck the hell out of them in a mall parking lot.

The players, all juniors, had been given the cars completely unsupervised by the coach, who apparently has a terminally dangerous case of bad decision making. The former neurosurgeon gave the kids his 1991 Ferrari Testarossa and 1995 Ferrari 348, which inevitably ended in the 348 T-boning the Testarossa.

When the coach showed up at the scene of the carnage, his response was to light up a cigarette, and coolly state: "It's gonna take a lot of homeruns to cover this one up." Head over to Wrecked Exotics for more painful photos of the scene.

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