When Victor Harris put his fingers into his Lincoln Navigator's fuel filler to retrieve a piece of paper which had fallen in, his finger got stuck. Really stuck. Four hours stuck. Call for help stuck.

The Saginaw, Michigan man was putting a fuel additive into his Lincoln Navigator when a piece of paper fell into the filler neck. Seeing it just within reach he stuck his fingers in to pull the paper out and in the process managed to get seriously stuck. He attempted to free himself for two hours before friends finally called the fire department. After two hours of laughing work, firemen cut the filler neck out of the truck and sent Harris to the hospital where doctors freed the stuck finger and patched it up with a couple stitches. [Yahoo, WJRT]