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Like a bad omen or a disastrous Kilroy, our friend Jacques shows up in bad places with bad ideas.

We don't need to recount the ways the new Mercury Cougar sucked, so instead enjoy this hilarious photo and its over-enthusiastic caption:

THE CAT IS BACK! Jacques Nasser, Former President Ford Automotive Operations, today unveiled the all-new 1999 Mercury Cougar at the NAIAS. The new front wheel drive 2-door Cougar features Ford's new edge design and will be in dealers' showrooms this spring.

[Source: FORD]