Bike messengers are guys any car-driving, Ray's-Pizza-eating Manhattanites love to hate. Maybe it's something to do with the way these two-wheeled speed-demons take on Midtown rush hour traffic.
Wouldn't this be so much better if they were all riding Segways with chimps on their backs? Maybe even chimps riding Segways? Or better still, mini-monkeys riding mini-motorcycles? I think we could all be happy with that, but maybe it's just a fantasy of ours. Carry on.