Wait, That's NOT Autoeroticism?

Huh. Guess this whole time we've been wrong about the term "Autoeroticism." Who knew?

Using some very clear visual cues, Cyanide and Happiness clarifies two terms we've always been confused about. The first, seen above, is the now-clear notion having sex with cars is not called "Autoeroticism."

But, it leaves open what term one should use for sexual stimulation of oneself with a car. But fear not, we're happy to step into that breach. Yes friends, we're now sure it must be called "Dragoning." And frankly, if it's not yet called that, then it should be.

The other clarification of terms is "Metrosexuality," which is sensually illustrated at Explosm.