Studs & Spurs, Mime Your Crime: LeMons Penalties Enlighten, Modify BehaviorS

It's way too hectic around here to sit down and describe in any detail the cruel enlightened new penalties we've created for the 2009 Texas Gator-O-Rama, but we've got a little gallery for your enjoyment.

Zerin Dube of Speed:Sport:Life showed up to help with the judging duties, and he's going to put together a LeMons Penalty Highlight Reel for y'all later on. For now, enjoy the photos of the Studs & Spurs (in which the miscreant must pose shirtless to match the model in each page of the 2009 Studs & Spurs calendar), the Bob Ross, the Habitat For Dogmanity, and the Mime Your Crime:

Studs & Spurs, Mime Your Crime: LeMons Penalties Enlighten, Modify BehaviorS

Studs & Spurs, Mime Your Crime: LeMons Penalties Enlighten, Modify BehaviorS

Studs & Spurs, Mime Your Crime: LeMons Penalties Enlighten, Modify BehaviorS

Studs & Spurs, Mime Your Crime: LeMons Penalties Enlighten, Modify BehaviorS

Studs & Spurs, Mime Your Crime: LeMons Penalties Enlighten, Modify BehaviorS

Studs & Spurs, Mime Your Crime: LeMons Penalties Enlighten, Modify BehaviorS

Studs & Spurs, Mime Your Crime: LeMons Penalties Enlighten, Modify BehaviorS

Studs & Spurs, Mime Your Crime: LeMons Penalties Enlighten, Modify BehaviorS

Studs & Spurs, Mime Your Crime: LeMons Penalties Enlighten, Modify BehaviorS

Studs & Spurs, Mime Your Crime: LeMons Penalties Enlighten, Modify BehaviorS

Studs & Spurs, Mime Your Crime: LeMons Penalties Enlighten, Modify BehaviorS

Studs & Spurs, Mime Your Crime: LeMons Penalties Enlighten, Modify BehaviorS

Studs & Spurs, Mime Your Crime: LeMons Penalties Enlighten, Modify BehaviorS

Studs & Spurs, Mime Your Crime: LeMons Penalties Enlighten, Modify BehaviorS

Studs & Spurs, Mime Your Crime: LeMons Penalties Enlighten, Modify BehaviorS

Studs & Spurs, Mime Your Crime: LeMons Penalties Enlighten, Modify BehaviorS

Studs & Spurs, Mime Your Crime: LeMons Penalties Enlighten, Modify BehaviorS

Studs & Spurs, Mime Your Crime: LeMons Penalties Enlighten, Modify BehaviorS

Studs & Spurs, Mime Your Crime: LeMons Penalties Enlighten, Modify BehaviorS