Toyota Verso MPV Heads For Geneva, We Go The Other Direction

This is the Toyota Verso, a refreshed foreign-market MPV debuting at the Geneva Motor Show where it'll almost certainly upstage the Bugatti Veyron Centenaire Edition.

Aside from being more boring than damp dirt, the Verso is a seven passenger mini-minivan based on the Corolla chassis and powered by a 1.6 and 1.8 liter gasoline engines or 2.0 and 2.4 liter diesels, all mated to a six-speed automatic gauranteed to strangle any pretense of driver involvement. All dimensions have been increased and fold flat seats have been engineered to make storing large cargo easier. May God have mercy on your soul if you're actually interested in this vehicle. [Channel 4]