Name: Cobbled Together Hot Rod
Type of Apocalypse: Hipsterpocalypse
Why: The hipster threat is a real and growing problem. It is not inconceivable the world's disaffected annoying teenagers in search of an identity will lead to a global apocalypse. This displayed Ford didn't come with any information, but lets just say the engine in this car generated puddles of drool. With a car like this, you embarrass the retro irony out of every hipster who feigns originality and fight the slide into navel-gazing self promotion. That's right, this car is powerful enough to reverse the apocalypse. The awesome McCulloch supercharger can save the world.