Name: Jeep Wrangler Unlimited XBox Display
Type of Apocalypse: Skateboarders grind the world to an end
Why: Putting aside Ray's tussle with Chrysler for a moment, this Jeep Wrangle has been put together as a display which sickeningly panders to the x-treme kids showing up at the Chicago Auto Show. It wears a crown of fake skateboards and two Xbox stations mounted on the rear doors, which makes keeping those dang kids distracted from vital food and supply scavenging and recovery operations will be crucial to survival in virtually any apocalypse scenario. Just park this Jeep anywhere within sight of your target and you won't be bothered by hooligans attempting wicked ollies or gnarly kick-flips. That's how kids these days talk right?

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