Name: Cheap Trick Chevrolet Avalanche
Type of Apocalypse: Rock & Roll really does destroy society
Why: The Cheap Trick modified Chevrolet Avalanche is the perfect vehicle for an end-times reminiscent of those depicted in the 1981 classic Heavy Metal. No other vehicle could so effortlessly traverse a futurescape ruled by the twin passions of boobs and rock and roll. Hell, it has billet guitar heads as rear view mirrors. Considering the meager bed is filled with speakers this won't be the greatest at toting around your stuff, but that's what apocalypse roadies and the remaining superfans are for.

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