Swimming superstar Michael Phelps' super expensive toke could have cost him his super fruitful Mazda sponsorship, but Mazda FAW seemed only to demand this quasi-sincere video apology to the youth of China.

We don't mean to imply Phelps doesn't truly feel sorry this all happened and doesn't understand it was a mistake. Compared to other busted athletes, he's doing a great job of accepting what happened. Still, maybe it's just because he tired, it looks like he phoned this one in.

And no, we don't know why we could only find this with Spanish subtitles.