Despite initially being very excited about the prospect of having a President with a Transformer phone, sadly, it's just not the case. It's just been so long since we've had a sarcastic President — basically, the last one we remember willing to drop a snark-bomb to the media was George H.W. Bush — we were easily duped by the President's comments that his new super-secure blackberry was able to turn into a car. Of course, who knows, maybe it's just the next plot twist in Michael Bay's upcoming Transformers sequel. Probably not.