Yokels Molest Crashed LamborghiniS

A yellow Lamborghini Murcielago with the vanity plate, “ITSYELLO” crashed in Greensboro, NC on Friday, attracting a crowd of locals who apparently scavenged the site for parts.

Yokels Molest Crashed LamborghiniS

Yokels Molest Crashed LamborghiniS

Yokels Molest Crashed LamborghiniS


"If I furrow around enough, I'll get a full one," local Chuck Maner told the News-Record. He then quoted from the Johnny Cash song, “One Piece at a Time” which is about stealing a car one piece at a time over a period running from 1949 to 1973.

The owner of the Lamborghini, whose identity has not been disclosed by police, claimed he lost control of the $313,000 car due to a “mechanical failure.”

Maner managed to collect two handfuls of debris from the crash, we figure that’s a good start if he hopes to collect enough to build a complete Murcielago in 24 years time. [via the News-Record]