Take Danica Patrick, a shower, web video and advertise the instant gratification possible on the Internet for domain name provider Go Daddy. This sounds like an excellent idea. Let's watch.

Unfortunately Go Daddy violates viewers' trust by failing to be truthful in their advertising. While she does apparently hop in the shower with a fetching German woman, Go Daddy fails to show viewers even a hint of cleavage. To say we're outraged is an understatement. We'll henceforth be running a totally boycott of Go Daddy's domain name services until such a time as we see boobs. Who's with us?