The 24 Hours Of LeMons Arse Freeze-A-Palooza had chills and spills, with an all-time high number of entries on the track. Here's the complete roster of participants, ranked by lap totals.

We had some seriously crazy results this time around, with my Index Of Effluency predictions way, waaaay off the mark. In fact, three of the top five finishers were IOE contenders, and one of them took the checkered flag! Not only that, a TR7, an XJ-s, and an X1/9 each managed to finish more than 250 laps. This race featured the traditional LeMons themes of BMW electrical system malfunctions, connecting rods clanking onto the asphalt, and teams outraged by penalties they totally didn't deserve, plus more than the usual number of upside-down cars. Lap bonuses and penalties assessed during the BS Inspection process played a major role; 98th-place Krider Racing actually racked up the highest number of laps, for example. I'll go into more detail when it's time for the Arse Freeze-A-Palooza Über Gällery, but today it's time to provide fodder for endless bench-racing arguments. You can see the complete results here.
Thanks to Mad Science Senior and Mad Science for many of these photos. When you're done here, be sure to check out the Loverman's LeMons coverage, then head over to Autoblog to view Damon Lavrinc's work. If that's still insufficient LeMons action for you, we've got the Top Lemons Of LeMons posts for previous races, including Texas '08, Toledo '08, New England '08, South '08, San Francisco '08, Arse Freeze '07, and San Francisco '07

1. Team Geo Metro-Gnome, Geo Metro


2. Motoring J Style, Isuzu I-Mark


3. Team Baconator, Porsche 944


4. Eyesore FrankenMiata, Mazda Miata


5. Team Bigfoot Hunter, Ford Escort


6. Slow Santas, Honda CRX


7. Team Hurling Moss, BMW 2002


8. Fancy Junc 2, Acura Integra


9. Tinkerbell Rosso, Ford Crown Victoria


10. Formula BMW, BMW 3 Series


11. Spirit Of San Diego, Chevrolet Malibu


12. Lil' Smokey And The Bandit, Toyota MR2


13. B210 Racing, Datsun B210 Honey Bee


14. Old Fast Auto Race Team & Sons, Porsche 924S


15. The Flakes, Volvo 244


16. Team Nerd Herd, Toyota MR2


17. Snowspeeder Pilots Association, Toyota MR2


18. Ecurie Ecrappe Autodenta, Alfa Romeo Spider


19. Pole Position Racing, Toyota MR2


20. ZZ Uber Das Driver, Volkswagen GTI


21. Cape Coventry Racing, Triumph TR7


22. Banana Hammock Death Squad, Datsun 280ZX


23. sNot RAcinG, Mazda RX-7


24. Team California Mille #2, Alfa Romeo Alfetta


25. Mach Schnell #5, BMW 3 Series


26. Old Punks, Mazda RX-7


27. Pendejo Engineering, Jaguar XJ-S


28. Team Red Bear, BMW 325i


29. Black Metal V8olvo, Volvo 244


30. Team VIP, BMW 528e


31. Group Of Foolz, BMW 533i


32. Porcubimmer 2 Judgment Day, BMW 325e


33. D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F. Racing, Honda CRX


34. Kamakazi Ninjas With Lasers, Nissan Sentra


35. Mille Miglia, Alfa Romeo Alfetta


36. Rice Rocket Racing (The Sequel), Datsun 280ZX


37. Loose Nuts California, Mazda RX-7


38. Carpet Pissers, Honda CRX


39. Good Humor Racing, Ford Ranger


40. HALLINASSASSINATORS, Pontiac Firebird


41. Z Angry Elf, Nissan 300ZX


42. Blues Brothers Racing, Ford Crown Victoria


43. Reversed Darwinism, Ford Crown Victoria


44. Team Green Hornet, AMC Hornet


45. LEMON DEMOLITION, Honda CRX


46. Shelby, Ford Mustang


47. Italian Stallions, Fiat X1/9


48. Lipstick On A Pig, Nissan Sentra


49. Fish Out Of Water, Porsche 944


50. Team Cant Am, Volvo 242 Turbo


51. Two-Eleven Racing, Acura Integra


52. Automatica, BMW 3 Series


53. We Each Hit Racing, Toyota Paseo


54. Unsafe At Any Speed, Chevrolet Corvair


55. The Faustest Team


56. Bernal Dads Racing, Volvo 245


57. Family Truckster, Ford Pinto


58. PIT CREW REVENGE, Honda Civic


59. Absolute Lemons Motorsports, BMW 325iS


60. A Festivus Miracle!, Subaru Legacy


61. Flash Racing Ltd, Mazda Miata


62. Fancy Junk, BMW 6 Series


63. The UNDERGROUND, Nissan 300ZX


64. Huey Newis And The Lose, Ford Mustang


65. Car I Wanted In High School, BMW 325e


66. Lemon Martini Racing, Porsche 914


67. RotoRevenge, Mazda RX-7


68. Doughnut Lovers, Mazda RX-7


69. GI SHO, Ford Taurus SHO


70. Free Range Racing, Toyota MR2


71. Squirrels Of Fury, Volkswagen Scirocco


72. Cherbluracing


73. Heinzy 57, Saturn SL1


74. Timmy's Kids, Audi 4000


75. Blanco Basura Racing, Honda Prelude


76. Delinquent Racing, BMW 3 Series


77. Team Stimulus Package, Honda Civic


78. Pandamonium, BMW 325


79. Project Fate, Nissan 300ZX


80. Autobahn Society Racing, BMW 2002


81. Driving While Awesome, BMW 3 Series


82. Wedginators Redux, Triumph TR7


83. Faster Farms, Plymouth Belvedere


84. Saabs Gone Wild- Hare, Saab 900 Turbo


85. Chim Chim Racing, Ford Thunderbird


86. Safari West, Jaguar XJ6


87. Halfast Racing, Chevrolet Camaro


88. Bi-Polar Express, Ford Mustang


89. Team 60 Racing, Saab 900 Turbo


90. ONSET, Chevrolet Cavalier


91. Maximoat Truck, Ford Escort


92. ZZ UBER II, Volkswagen Corrado G60


93. Team Sh*tbox Beyond Thunderdome, Toyota Supra


94. Junk Yard Kats, Datsun 280ZX


95. Alzheimer's Autosport Racing, Toyota Celica Turbo All-Trac


96. Bavarian Alliance, BMW 535i


97. Lost Cause, Mazda RX-7


98. Krider Racing, Acura Integra


99. The Dead Smurfs, Mazda Miata


100. Delinquent Racing, Ford Taurus SHO