Faster Farms Chickens Join The LeMons Arse-Freeze-A-Palooza Upside-Down Brigade

We've been following the exploits of the Faster Farms Plymouth Belvedere LeMons car- which was driven to the race- and now there's another chapter in the Legend Of The Chickenmobile.

Faster Farms Chickens Join The LeMons Arse-Freeze-A-Palooza Upside-Down Brigade


Jack Astro, creator of the Project Car Hell Song, was behind the wheel heading into Turn 1, everything looking fine... right up until the moment when a correct-overcorrect-oh shit sequence took place and the car flipped over. It ended up on its wheels and nobody was hurt, so we say that's a happy ending.

Faster Farms Chickens Join The LeMons Arse-Freeze-A-Palooza Upside-Down Brigade


Not so happy for Mr. Astro, however, who now proclaims that my off-the-edge-of-the-map excursion was nothing: "Your shame is weak!" But hey, the Belvedere is running fine and will be driving the 120 miles back to the Bay Area tonight (sadly, the "Why Am I On My Roof" LeMons rule means no more racing for the Chickens this weekend), at which point it will resume being the daily driver for one of the team members. Now that's a race car!

In other news, our favorite Chevy Cavalier race car also flipped over (wheel bearing failure, followed by wheel leaving car, followed by upside-down adventures). Again, we're pleased to report that nobody was hurt.

And... the People's Curse just happened. The victim: The Blues Brothers Ford Crown Victoria Police Interceptor, which aroused much skepticism about its budgetary honesty (the manual transmission sure didn't make the right impression, and the fact that it was waaaaaay faster than the other Crown Vics on the track contributed). There was some talk in the pits about aggressive driving on their part, but Chief Perp Lamm disagreed and told the executioner to take it easy on the Crown Vic... which is now back in driving condition after having the doors, trunk, and hood torn off. I'll get a People's Curse gallery up as soon as possible, but for now I need to get back to spotting for teammate WhatWouldJesseDo, who's out there in the V8olvo.

Faster Farms Chickens Join The LeMons Arse-Freeze-A-Palooza Upside-Down Brigade

Faster Farms Chickens Join The LeMons Arse-Freeze-A-Palooza Upside-Down Brigade

Faster Farms Chickens Join The LeMons Arse-Freeze-A-Palooza Upside-Down Brigade

Faster Farms Chickens Join The LeMons Arse-Freeze-A-Palooza Upside-Down Brigade

Faster Farms Chickens Join The LeMons Arse-Freeze-A-Palooza Upside-Down Brigade

Faster Farms Chickens Join The LeMons Arse-Freeze-A-Palooza Upside-Down Brigade

Faster Farms Chickens Join The LeMons Arse-Freeze-A-Palooza Upside-Down Brigade

Faster Farms Chickens Join The LeMons Arse-Freeze-A-Palooza Upside-Down Brigade

Faster Farms Chickens Join The LeMons Arse-Freeze-A-Palooza Upside-Down Brigade

Faster Farms Chickens Join The LeMons Arse-Freeze-A-Palooza Upside-Down Brigade

Faster Farms Chickens Join The LeMons Arse-Freeze-A-Palooza Upside-Down Brigade

Faster Farms Chickens Join The LeMons Arse-Freeze-A-Palooza Upside-Down Brigade

Faster Farms Chickens Join The LeMons Arse-Freeze-A-Palooza Upside-Down Brigade

Faster Farms Chickens Join The LeMons Arse-Freeze-A-Palooza Upside-Down Brigade

Faster Farms Chickens Join The LeMons Arse-Freeze-A-Palooza Upside-Down Brigade

Faster Farms Chickens Join The LeMons Arse-Freeze-A-Palooza Upside-Down Brigade

Faster Farms Chickens Join The LeMons Arse-Freeze-A-Palooza Upside-Down Brigade

Faster Farms Chickens Join The LeMons Arse-Freeze-A-Palooza Upside-Down Brigade

Faster Farms Chickens Join The LeMons Arse-Freeze-A-Palooza Upside-Down Brigade

Faster Farms Chickens Join The LeMons Arse-Freeze-A-Palooza Upside-Down Brigade

Faster Farms Chickens Join The LeMons Arse-Freeze-A-Palooza Upside-Down Brigade