By Ben Wojdyla, 4:00 PM on Tue Nov 18 2008, 4,303 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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Russian criminals take note, even in your Vityaz Transporter you are no longer able to outrun the long arm of the law. With the Russian police now rolling in these six-wheeled all-terrain masterpieces of awesome, cops can follow robbers to even the most remote, flooded, snowy outposts of Russia. We've heard Putin has put in an order for two and intends a safari to demonstrate his Ussuri Tiger hunting prowess. English Russia, you never fail to entertain.