• By Ben Wojdyla
    Oct 20, 2008 12:30 PM 4,710
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    UPDATE: Michigan Car Wash Vacuum Molester Gets 90 Days In Jail
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    Police Arrest Michigan Man For Car Wash Vacuum Sexy-Time

    On October 18th, Police apprehended an unnamed Michigan man in the act of coitus with his chosen mistress of the night, a car wash vacuum cleaner. Police were alerted to the unnatural activities by eye witnesses and approached on foot around 6:45 AM finding the man in the act, disturbing as that thought might be. When commenting on the situation, Sgt. Gary Breidinger said "I've seen some strange things, but this is the weirdest thing I've ever heard." We're wondering how many quarters that kind of thing costs. [AP]


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